Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Google It!

Okay, so I got tagged by Steph (Reviewer X), who stole it from John Green. This is the funniest meme!

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
"...Melissa needs to take a break..." (This Melissa too!) "Melissa needs lots of guidance" (hmmm...)

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
"Melissa looks like mermaid Areal Swiming" (Nice spelling!) "Melissa looks like Mandy Moore" "Melissa looks like Rebecca Romaine" (Poor Melissa never gets to look like herself)

Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
"Melissa says to be creative" (I agree) "Melissa says: Firemen Suck! (I would never say that after having both watched firemen fight fire and work out!)

Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
"Melissa wants Lola gone" (Too bad for Lola) "Melissa...wants to show her tush on TV" (Count me out on that one)

Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
"Melissa does the Fishstick" (I don't even know what that means) "Melissa does something embarrassing and stupid" (sounds like me)

Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
"Melissa hates when I give her lapdances" (Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it!) "Melissa hates everybody" (That's too bad)

Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
"Melissa asks Dylan out" (Hmmm...Dylan. I don't think my husband would approve)

Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
"Melissa likes Elvis" (Who doesn't?) "Melissa likes to party hard & is fully loaded so lets have fun guys" (Sounds like quite a night)

Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search. (Uh-oh, this won't be pretty...)
Let's see...I'll just list these ones. We've got pubic hair, cinnamon, broccoli and squash, lemonade and curry. That's quite a variety.

Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
"Melissa wears the Isabella Oliver wrap dress in crimson" (Oh, pretty)

Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Oh, this is a good one (mind you this was from one link) "melissa was arrested for murder, planting a pipe bomb, driving with a suspended license, driving while intoxicated, posting nude pictures of herself…" (This actually came from a blog that was doing this same meme)

Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
"Melissa loves Robot Jelly Shoes" (I've never even heard of Robot Jelly Shoes)

Well, that was fun!

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